any man with this name is the lengest human on earth he gets every bitch but he is only loyal to one girl. Niggas take notes from any one named Divine. He is also regarded as Batman
by coreymcmanus April 14, 2023
Divine moment
A divine moment is a situation where someone:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
A divine moment is a situation where someone:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Divine: Well done, you figured out this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..
Witness: Divine moment lol
Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..
Witness: Divine moment lol
by d1v1ne May 26, 2024
by pussack August 05, 2018
When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
by ACunny October 03, 2024
God-like. Describes someone or something with godly qualities.
Possessing super-human power, beauty and intelligence. Evolved to be more virtuous, as well as more intellectually and spiritually advanced than mortals. Doesn't have mortals' bad habits.
Celestial, otherwordly, ethereal, radiant, regal, imposing, graceful and elegant.
Has a glowing healing aura (spiritual presence) and prismatic (pure/crystal-clear) soul.
Ancient in style, tastes, fashion and archecture.
NOTES:
-May inherit a deity's blood in them and be immortal.
-Philanthropist. Loves humanity, does great things for them and assists them within their divine role/purpose.
Possessing super-human power, beauty and intelligence. Evolved to be more virtuous, as well as more intellectually and spiritually advanced than mortals. Doesn't have mortals' bad habits.
Celestial, otherwordly, ethereal, radiant, regal, imposing, graceful and elegant.
Has a glowing healing aura (spiritual presence) and prismatic (pure/crystal-clear) soul.
Ancient in style, tastes, fashion and archecture.
NOTES:
-May inherit a deity's blood in them and be immortal.
-Philanthropist. Loves humanity, does great things for them and assists them within their divine role/purpose.
'When a god does a bad habit of mortals, they aren't being divine, but more like a mortal or monster than a deity.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 23, 2022
by uncut_cordiii March 08, 2023