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A great band but not the best band. Down with the sickness, Prayer, and Numb are the only ones I really like. Disturbed is excellent but nothing really spectacular and amazing even though in my definition of down with the sickness i put the best band in the world I wasn't thinking at that time but now I have come to realize that they aren't really that good but are great.
Prayer, Down with the sickness, and Numb are the only songs I like from disturbed.
by Jin Kazama April 23, 2005
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Disturbed

Instead of getting up with sickness, you go down on it, who would have known. These guys must be sent from whatever God there is with immaculate knowledge and receeding hairlines, or sent from the devil himself to drive us off a fucking cliff. This band has perfected the open chord technique. And the open mouth receiving technique. As well as the open ass receiving technique.

Their lyrics are so inspirational. One time I was listening to their song and I was so inspired to jab whatever sharp object I could through my ear drum, just so I could be as hardcore as they try to be.

Bald.

Gay piercings.

Every song is the same.

Covered Genesis.

Fag piercings.

Uhm... can't think of anything else.
I'm supposed to put an example here about Disturbed, but in the time that I clicked from one box to the other, I thought of more things.

I can perform a whole song by them, and by whole song I mean all of their songs, all by myself at once. Let me see, crash bass drum and snare along with open cords at 4/4. Basically everything.

Then I make sure to have someone pull real hard on my testicles so that I can sound full of angst.

Testicle pulling.

Shitty music.

Ok now I'm done.
by The Ultimate DeWeese June 27, 2008
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Disturbia

The use of animal corpses and various other unpleasent items, during intercourse amongst multiple men.
Graham can't wait to have some Disturbia with Paul tonight
by tokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh January 22, 2009
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Disturbation

Disturbing masturbation, such as wrapping one's own phallus in sandpaper and rubbing vigorously.
The woman's unsightly act of disturbationing (not disturbating, a common mistake) with a broomstick handle that had razor blades duct-taped to it, was certainly vomitously arousing.
by FouyA August 13, 2003
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1. A homosexual thing which is not frog like that is sitting on a chair with mental problems

2. Very Bad
1. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair.

2. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair
by RibbitMan February 6, 2005
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disturbed child

1. A man of very unusual humor, consistently finding and using strange and lewd comments. Also, one who doesn't "beat around the bush".

2. One who is fascinated by fire and explosions.

3. The Provoker of naughty behavior

4. One who you don't want to piss off for the fear of violent and painful consequences.
Damn, he is one disturbed child!
by SinPathetic12 August 22, 2008
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Disturbed

disturbed kicks ass....
yes they should be hit by a bus....then then bus should back up and run them over again...not that would kick ass too
by ReViVe March 27, 2003
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