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Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.
Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.
by j s August 15, 2022
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Often described as a young man named Jordan Weishoff. Goes by “Jordy” or “Dumbass
Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.
by TTTaylorrrrr December 3, 2024
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A person, typically a CrossFitter who sucks at doing dips.
"Hey bro, what is that noise"?

"Oh, that is just that dipshit CrossFit-Steve grinding his rotator cuff to dust with his kipping pull-ups"
by KawaiiKiwi February 14, 2020
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Ah yes, dipshit shit shit
by Aflesher December 1, 2021
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Dipshit

A clueless, moronic person, often so extremely lacking in social competence they remain completely oblivious to being universally perceived as a categorical numbnut.
Intelligence cannot be considered a proportionate measure of the level of dipshittery. One can be incredibly intelligent in other ways, yet still qualify as a complete dipshit.
The more often you find yourself exclaiming “what the actual fuck?” in response to someone’s words or actions, the more likely it is you are dealing with a dipshit.
Emmy: “My sexy, fur-lined, leather flight jacket enables my rocket to keep returning to your x-space all night long. Gaawwwrrrrrrrr!”
Jakkt: “Ahhhh, no thanks. You look like a dipshit man”
Emmy: “How about I show you the power of the Incel-erator in my Tanky Spanky?”
Jakkt: “WTAF?”
by GlobalDipshitPolice November 3, 2024
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When 2 people get a short pipe and connect both ends of it to each other’s assholes and one of the guys shits. The shit travels to the other one’s anus, then the other person shits it back again and both continue till tired.
Me and my friend tried the Dipshit cake for the first time and loved it
by skidii March 27, 2025
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What you call your friends when they are assholes.
YOU DIPSHIT
by NebNeb June 26, 2018
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