diarrhea poo

1) Something that is absolute shit. The worst imaginable thing you have ever seen. It is commonly used to insult someone when they tell a very terrible joke or do something that can only be describes as diarrhea poo.

2) Chronic Diarrhea that causes terrible pain to your ass when coming out. It is slurpy and wet.

1) Jimmy: Hey guys look at this drawing of my mother I spent all last night drawing! What do you think?

Chuck: I think your drawing is absolute diarrhea poo!

2) Jimmy: OMG I went into Chris's bathroom last night after the party to find the grossest fucking diarrhea poo in the toilet. I nearly barfed.

by Thejimjams December 14, 2010

Diarrhea Meltdown

Could refer to practically anytime a person has a bowel movement.

John: "Did you have a diarrhea meltdown today?"
Josh: "Yeah, it was purple..."

by NorbalorB May 12, 2011

diarrhea milkshake

one cup of vanilla ice cream, 1/3 cup of milk, 3 pounds of diarrhea, blend well into a creamy delicious shake.

enjoy!

oh yeah...a teaspoon of corn

Sllab: hey wench! go make me a diarrhea milkshake!!
Reggin: balls balls balls... portuguese breakfast peace

by period blood November 11, 2005

Diarrhea of the mouth

Someone who can't stop talking.

Joe Shmoe: Billy must have diarrhea of the mouth.
Bob: What do you mean?
Joe Shmoe: He won't shut up!
Bob: Ohhh.

by Bagdaddy July 23, 2006

diarrhea dog

why you so sad, diarrhea dog, eating all the food, diarrhea dog, shiting on the floor , diarrhea dog.

diarrhea dog

by diarrhea dog November 2, 2020

Diarrhea of the Mouse

Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."

The compulsive blogger suffered a severe case of diarrhea of the mouse.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008

diarrhea dolphin

An ugly girl that has many hot friends and consequently she thinks she is hot

Yo did you see that group of hot girls at the club last night?

Yea man I did but I still cant believe you hooked up with the diarrhea dolphin of the group.

I know man it was a mistake.

by fat meat drapes December 10, 2009