lexter dexter

Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.

Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?

Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.

:::hangs up:::

Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!

by Yazthee12 November 15, 2007

Dexter, Michigan

A town that smells like poop

I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,

by Achenson August 26, 2023

Tetritial dexterity

The ability to look at an enormous amount of unrelated items and mentally plan an order for said items. The uncanny ability to organize, pack, or stack contents of a closet, garage, house or refrigerator in such a way that space is most optimally used. A talent associated with a high mathematical aptitude as well as a broad understanding of spatial awareness. Root word- "Tetris." Originated from popular game of same name, and coined by famous writer M.L.S.

1."Thanks to Tony's tetritial dexterity, we were able to fit the entire contents of her house into only one moving truck."

2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."

by K.S.L. August 5, 2013

Snack Food Dexterity

Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.

Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?

Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?

Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!

Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.

by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011

A Tony Dexter

The act of being quite an ignorant semi-racist, on a facebook post/thread about Sailing some Boats

Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?

Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.

by Diogeknees November 26, 2020

Dexter’s Laughing

Buying lots of worthless items and in coincidence, said worthless item goes up in value and demand, making you a profit. This phrase is named after Timothy Dexter, who was known for being stupid and taking bad advice to buy or send useless items that was meant to make him poor, but ended up making him a profit due to coincidence of high demand. This phrase comes from Sam O’Nellas Academy where he said “demands went way up, dexters laughing.” video on Timothy Dexter when describing the event where he bought lots of whale bone and then coincidentally, mean wearing corsets became a big thing in France, therefore causing him to get a huge profit.

Person 1: “I just bought a bunch of Blockbuster gift cards for pennies and in a dumb found if luck, shortly after, Blockbuster gift cards went up in value.”

Person 2: “Dexter’s Laughing”

by Grizzlydino August 28, 2023

dexter cat

A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes

There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again

by Bossboy510 July 6, 2019