desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

Desperate

When someone will do anything cause they are bored and can’t find anyone to date

Snapchat story- “anyone wanna fuck? Cause I’m desperate as shit”

by Niggalips420 August 11, 2018

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

desperate darci

A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.

Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.

by wpcadet September 20, 2012

desperate promo

A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit

Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places

"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"

"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"

by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023

Desperation

Someone who's still sending shit in the mail years after the person they're sending it to hasn't accepted one thing they've gotten. That's not optimism, its not blind optimism, its desperation to fuck with somebody's life.

The girl needed to take her desperation somewhere else with her.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Desperated

Calling someone this means that they are cool and have like fricken infinite rizz.

Tanner is "desperated"

by Tanner! ;) February 14, 2023