desperate

Someone that sleeps around with half of their people in their town, and gets married in their early 20s and has kids at a young age. Someome that rushes into things.

Amy: that girl is so desperate to have kids at a young age.

Sally: dang she's desperate.

by Kamiko Yamaguchi June 2, 2016

desperate housewives

Tragically predictable replacement for Sex And The City. No doubt held to make revolutionary statements about Men and Women.

I do so love Desperate Housewives. Ooh look, Gender Issues. My favourite.

by Mantrain March 8, 2005

Quiet Desperation

The deep, pervasive, often unacknowledged sense of disturbance in a married man's psyche that marriage is unnatural and contrary to the male's genetic construction.

"The quiet desperation becomes almost unbearable when I think that my wife is the only person I'll fuck for the rest of my life."

by DuddySasquatch August 29, 2011

desperate

1.when i see a guy quoting steven segal to impress a girl and actually scoring.

- I'm gonna kick your ass.- says he
- Promise? - and smiles

by namibe January 20, 2005

desperanto

Desperanto describes a subset of the words of the Urban Dictionary. A word is Desperanto if it has a highly subjective meaning and a very narrow relevance.
To be truly Desperanto, new words and concepts must be idiosyncratic, of limited use, and suggest a close-but-not-quite relationship with an already existing concept...and propably only funny to people in the know.

"Wapanese is a very Desperanto word."
Desperanto is itself a desperanto word, as it resembles both desperado and the language Esperanto...

by Anders H. Nissen June 30, 2006

Desperates

A stoners collection of roaches and resin collected, stored and smoked in a time when they were out of weed.

Hey dude, you wana get high?" "no man i'm out of weed." " don't worry Dude I got those desperates" " titts man lets fire them up!

by arobine31 May 5, 2011

desperation

Being so hard-up to insult someone that you start going after their typos; or the same typo multiple times.

"Making fun of Jonah Goldberg for spelling errors is a sure sign of desperation."

by Eric February 4, 2004