Opposition Defiant Disorder

A "disorder" found in kids (mostly). Here are the symptoms:

# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive

Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.

OMG! Honey, look at this article on ODD! It turns out our little obnoxious shit, Billy, is actually THE VICTIM here; of a horrible disorder! Poor Billy!! :\

by DR January 27, 2005

Debitivity

refuse to accept; suffer from 'negative debs syndrome'; negativity on an epic scale

A: Dood, you've just won everyone's winnings: shouldn't you br happy?

B: NO NO NO NO NO

C: Debitivity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESPECT

by thegreenberet April 4, 2010

defib

a minecraft youtuber that uploads once a millenium

person 1: hey, have u seen defib?
person 2: no, he hasnt been active since september 2017

by defob October 31, 2018

Class Deficiency

Any girl displaying an overall lack of class. Some general guidelines identifying a class deficient girl can be some of or more than the below mentioned:

1) Lack of underwear in a social environment. (Ex. school, work, parties, church)

2) Bad overall hygiene. (Ex. Tuna fish smell)

3) Clothing. (Ex. High heels and a mini skirt in winter)

4) Regular use of a glory hole

5) Any girl that can have a romantic evening in a truck bed with a 6-pack of nattie ice

6) An example of why its a crime for some people to have kids

"Paris Hilton...class deficiency"

by Lordier March 6, 2010

Vacation Deficit Disorder

an acute desire for a vacation; not having had a vacation in a long time and you feel a strong desire to hop on a plane and leave the country asap; also VDD.

I haven't had a vacation at all this year. I'm having severe vacation deficit disorder (or VDD).

by pyewacket June 9, 2011

Direct Debiting

Direct Debiting is when a man gets on the floor and his asshole is bare, a girl will then come behind him and swipe the card between his butt cheeks and possibly insert the card inside his asshole.

Did you see that video? Man she is good at direct debiting

by icrywhensleepy March 11, 2021

Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS)

MDS is a severe neurophysical and behavioral disorder characterized by a lack of marijuana in one's system. Victims of MDS exhibit a tendency to buzzkill, harsh on good times, and induce downer vibes. MDS is treatable, but not curable.

The Federal Government's raid on Oaksterdam University suggest that Obama may be suffering from Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS).

by Fred Quick October 18, 2012