name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions
that piece of shit John Deere can eat my shit
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
Possibly the most popular thread ever to be posted on PBNation.com.
Simply google search "Deer Gore" and click the first link given and you will behold the most wonderful and most popular thread in the history of one of the most populated and greatest forums ever created by mankind.
Simply google search "Deer Gore" and click the first link given and you will behold the most wonderful and most popular thread in the history of one of the most populated and greatest forums ever created by mankind.
by www.pbnation.com November 08, 2006
by Krista November 30, 2004
When one person slips their penis into another's anus and urinates. Also known as peeing in the butt.
by Chris Kbbbbbb June 21, 2006
the moment when something so ridiculous has happened that nothing else can faze you or be weirder. Taken from the Chevy Chase movie "Funny Farm."
by pea October 12, 2005
The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"
Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"
Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"
Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"
Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"
Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"
Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
by mysterygirl8765 December 11, 2009
A redneck man who lives in an old shack in the woods, and oftenly comes to the city for a girlfriend , he then takes them to his shack to make babies. He lives in Florida.
by Irish09guy June 12, 2008