off the dank

Used by stoners/bros to describe something very cool.

That plaid visor is off the dank, bradawg.

by criminal_pedophile January 14, 2011

thomas the dank

Only the most mlg train out there!

Man Thomas the Dank Engine is the most dank person I know.

by EpicRygy August 12, 2016

Stamp that Dank

"Stamp that dank," refers to the giving of the seal of approval to an act or a thing that has achieved greatness, aka: dankness.

This can also refer to the act of sleeping with or having sexual relations with an individual in a way similar to that indicated by the phrase: "Tap that."

This is not supposed to be derogatory, it is designed as a way for women to claim back the terms and phrases used against them by sleazeballs over the millennia.

That Quorn sandwich was really good, I 100% stamp that dank.

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"What did you do last night? I saw you go home with Person..."

"Yeah, they're sick. You know I stamped that dank."

by dank schoen May 2, 2022

Dank ass schwag

1.Oxymoron: Dank as in good weed and schwag as in terrible weed.

2. What a drug dealer calls normal schwag so dumbasses will buy it.

3. What you call schwag you baught at cronic prices as to avoid embarresment.

It wasnt cronic, but it was some dank ass schwag.

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009

blow some dank

to smoke some highly potent weed.

"hey man lets go blow some dank"

by oldredbox123 June 9, 2009

Dank Sauce

Describing something that is completely awesome in the best kind of way.

Dank refers to good bud and or anything that is good

sauce just means its covered in the goodness

the dude: yo its gonna cost 9 bones to rent these two movies

me: hold on lemme go check and see if i still have the movie the pass

the dude: word

me: you nukkkkkkkkka we don't even have to pay for the movies i still have it.

the dude: hells ya dude, thats the dank sauce

by Jimmy McCarthy July 31, 2007

dankasourus rex

t-rex (dinosaur) that wears dank(brand) clothing.

your more dank than a dankasourus rex

by richard keys November 10, 2014