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asymptote dating

1/Dating; a relationship where you get progressively closer to dating but never actually reach dating. Not to be confused with pre-dating, asymptote dating never leads to actual dating.
Ugh! Why won't Alex and Jon get together??? They're totally asymptote dating.
by ohbb April 22, 2009
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Darin

An all around pimp and tough guy. Gets the most girls, but isn't a player: although tough on the outside, he has a heart of a lion on the inside, and is caring. Watch him steal ur girl at da club.
"Man fuck Pick up artists, all you need to hang around is Darin. Kid gets more ass than a toilet seat."
by JSmooth160 May 19, 2010
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Dating Pool

A term used to categorize those individuals a person is likely or unlikely able to date, based on their own physical looks, intelligence, social class, etc .
John: I think I might ask Amanda out.

Pete: Dude, who are you kidding? She's light years outside your dating pool.
by write4iam December 18, 2012
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datingish

The stage before an actual relationship...... Hanging out and having sex, but not "boyfriend/ girlfriend". The "grey" area before you have that convo.
Q: "What are you guys to each other?"
A: "We're datingish!"
by Colin MS November 26, 2006
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adult dating

a form of dating experienced by most adults where you give random people your phone number and go on dates right away searching for some form of commitment in our increasingly temporary society because you feel insecure about getting older and the need to be married is coming down on you because thats what society expects and you dont want your mother to keep bitching about grandkids and asking if youre gay because you haven't settled down yet and moved to the suburbs, ultimately rushing you to an inevitable divorce and long drawn out custody battles over your son with medical problems and your still like "i can change baby" but shes like "my new fiancee is a doctor and you dont even have a job and cant take care of yourself how are you gonna take care of me and our son, which by the way clyde wants to adopt him ill bring the papers by your apartment later in his mercedes..." and you just cant handle another day at teh office because you lost teh big account and you end up killing yourself at 35, fat and alone.
Yeah when we were in high school we looked forward to adult dating, now I'm scared of it after seeing what happend to Bob...
by snitchDOOM May 15, 2007
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Darin Beard

Kind of cool...and kind of gay all at the same time.
Can be shortened to DB
Dude the fact that you have a pink shirt with Chuck Norris on it makes you a total Darin Beard.
by Muchaco March 22, 2010
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Video dating

having a "date" online using a webcam and speakers via a service such as Skype's free Skyecandy software
In this technological age, more people are starting to use video dating as a way to meet more people without having to waste alot of time.
by SinglesExaminer July 22, 2009
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