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Double J Gaming Syndrome

The disease in which a white person tries VERY hard to act like a black racial stereotype. Symptoms can include, avoiding making white friends, saying "Nigga" unironically, trying to speak in a deeper voice, and calling his fellow white people "crackers". This disease affects many children around America, and sadly there is no cure for this deadly disease. Prior to this Urban Dictionary article you are reading now, I could not find a name for this disease. So I named it the "Double J Gaming syndrome" For obvious reasons I do not need to explain.
"Yo man that kid has Double J Gaming Syndrome he's trying so hard to be black!"
by Thebomdotcom2011 August 6, 2017
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Double Dog Ghosting

A retaliatory act that is taken if you've been the victim of ghosting whereby in the event the ghoster ever in the future re-attempts to communicate the original victim can ignore the ghoster and claim the double dog ghost.
I can't believe Edson ghosted me and four months later decided to hit me up for a booty call. I am totally double dog ghosting him.
by the creeper May 4, 2018
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double dick gay juke

a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.
guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked
by raph852 December 16, 2008
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double car garage

the double car garage is a move in which two men enjoy a bj from one girl. at the same time. one next to the other in her mouth.
Joe: DAMN, Therese has a huge mouth. you in for a double car garage later?
Derek: sure, i'm ok with crossing swords...
by ksenya July 17, 2007
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Double Napple Grapple

Double Napple Grapple: to squeeze both nipples of a friend until the point of pain.

Usually seen in goups of men, the double napple grapple is a method of showing affection in a masculine way, often used in retaliation for a napple grapple recently received. To perform the double napple grapple properly both nipple should be squeezed while counter rotating the wrists until the recipient squeals in pain.
After Charles gave a napple grapple to Justin, Justin retaliated with a double napple grapple.
by escapethefate February 5, 2010
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Double Negative Gay Theorem

When a woman is trans to a man and likes men, she is still straight, creating a vortex, leaving us with the double negative gay theorem
She's a man? She likes guys?

That's the double negative gay theorem!
by SheWasAWomanISwear June 16, 2022
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A+ double star Gumby stamp comment

A grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals
kitten waffle: "Hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a A+ double star Gumby stamp comment."
by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 16, 2010
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