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frost docking

Similar to when space docking, frost docking is when human fecal matter is inserted into a woman's vagina through the use of a pastry bag or frosting dispenser.
Steve couldn't help but admire his expert technique at frost docking as the intricate flower of shit appeared to bloom out of Nancy's crotch.
by Lord Legzer December 24, 2014
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dock lizard

Middle age to older women/cougars that hang out on the water front looking for men with boats. Almost always drunk.
Hey lets pull the boat up to the marina and pick up some dock lizards! Maybe we can all get laid!
by Hotrod_parts_guy March 19, 2014
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docking juice

The juicey substance or natural lubricant that is produced from the foreskin during the act of Docking.
Edmund only had his sock to wipe away the excessive docking juice oozing from Charlie's foreskin
by LachlanChapman December 30, 2013
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Docking and Loading

Inserting one penis into another, followed by ejaculation.
Thomas and Andrew were "Docking and loading."
by Hackelo December 15, 2015
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Dock Kockem

Someone who is a cuckhold and romantically interested in the rapper Eminem. May also be a member in the maga cult. An all-around jerk.
Have you seen that man in the bear mask hitting people with a tomahawk? Yeah, he's a real Dock Kockem.
by Thick Ricky October 29, 2021
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White docks

White dock Martins, not to be confused with regular black dock martins that are worn as a fashion statement. To earn a pair of white dock Martins you have a train ran on you by the majority of a sports team whether that be high school level or professional level. And kind of sport will do as well. If you get a train ran on you then as the sporting geature goes, the team pitches in and buys you a pair of white dock martins, some wear white docks because they want to but most wear them as a symbol of their hoe ass ways.
Literally anyone: yo man when did cindy get white docks?
Varsity football linemen: o ya bro me and the other noskillmen ran train about 15 cars long (15 cars=15 cocks)

The person asking: gees man I hope shes ok.
Football dude: probably not, most of us busted in her
by Jimbean69 November 22, 2020
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Lube Docking

Lube docking is the act of one man taking lubricant of off his erect penis and applying it to another mans erect penis so he too can have a lubricated penis
It’s was 3am and Josh burst into my room needing some lubricant as he had a girl in his bed, unfortunately I had just used the last of the bottle on myself so I implored Josh to come closer to me so we could do a bit of Lube Docking and lubricate his dry erect cock to help a mate out.
by FunkyFelix May 5, 2021
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