Dejectiles are Projectiles coming out of your butt
Joe: Hey man, you don't look so hot.
Bill: Ya, I had the Counihan Cold last week and was spewing dejectiles all week, it was nasty as hell; thanks a lot ANGELA.
Bill: Ya, I had the Counihan Cold last week and was spewing dejectiles all week, it was nasty as hell; thanks a lot ANGELA.
by Trumpkin Jim January 31, 2010
Get the dejectile mug.The opposite of offensive language. It is used in lieu of actual swearing. Implemented by children and morons. see also: Sarah Palin
by Gozroth November 28, 2011
Get the Defensive Language mug.Defensive is no matter how many fights you try to pick with somebody, you always say you're the one fighting back. You're always David, the other guy is always Goliath, no matter what lead up to the incident.
The girl was defensive, but still expected to be treated as human. When you're defensive, the other guy isn't human, therefore why should you be. Defensive is the belief that you don't deserve to suffer as much as everyone else.
by Solid Mantis December 6, 2020
Get the Defensive mug.1) When an ultra “woke” liberal is so full of shit, they call out there own BS before you can.
2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.
3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.
2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.
3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.
1) It: “Gender fluid” is a real term. I know because I heard it on The View. And, don’t mansplain to me that it’s not a real thing! Me: I’m teaching a biology class. Sit your nappy ass down, knock off the preemptive defensiveness, and learn something of real value, besides nonsensical feminazi terms.
2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.
3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!
2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.
3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!
by Nick Harbeston April 17, 2020
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war instigation, war-mongering, bellicose, violence peace offensive, peace
war instigation, war-mongering, bellicose, violence peace offensive, peace
by uttam maharjan October 9, 2011
Get the war defensive mug.Riley-Shes pure evil,maybe shes a man..what do you think detective Vanessa?
Vanessa- :O wow, your smart Detective Riley
Vanessa- :O wow, your smart Detective Riley
by Smartypants January 31, 2005
Get the DetectiveRileyandVanessa mug.Term used in Academic Team (don't laugh) where one team buzzes in early on a question and gets it wrong so the question is to be read in it's entirety to the other team. No one player on this team should buzz in early while the question is being read. Doing so will result in "Prime Directive," and angry stares from your teamates because you were supposed to wait until they knew what it was (jealous little shits).
I commit Prime Directive all the time because I am a power hungry Indian male and thats that's what Power Hungry Indian males do. It doesn't really matter because I always get the question right so get off my case, John!
I commit Prime Directive all the time because I am a power hungry Indian male and thats that's what Power Hungry Indian males do. It doesn't really matter because I always get the question right so get off my case, John!
John: Man, Kush! That's your third Prime Directive this tournament, you gotta learn to wait!
Kush: Shut the fuck up bitch, that's three more toss ups than you've scored.
Kush: Shut the fuck up bitch, that's three more toss ups than you've scored.
by Agra March 30, 2004
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