Ipod Deafness Syndrome

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

by KrispeKream February 23, 2010

Deafening Silence

When you say something stupid and it is responded with silence, leaving you to ponder every decision in your life up to that point that made you proceed to speak what your brain deemed appropriate.

You: I know we have only gone on one date but what do you think we should name our firstborn?
Becky: ..........................

Friend: So how did she respond?
You: With Deafening silence.

by Dating Guru February 19, 2014

deafication

The process of pooping or violently releasing your bowels into somebody's ears until they can't hear anymore.

Josh felt really bad when he pooped in Steve's ears and when Steve could no longer hear from his deafication streak.

by trumpetvector December 6, 2013

deafeningqueef

shes amazing kind and really funny i have alot of fun memories with her (roblox especially) we text on tiktok and shes just a really great person overall💖💖💖💖

deafeningqueef

by 0chacolov3r January 1, 2022

deafie

Person who is deaf, acceptable slang used within the deaf community.

900 deafies went to the deaf rave.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

deafening silence

Deafening silence- when even the solemnity of silence has become too loud.

Deafening silence described: the point of silence in which one can feel the fine hairs in the inner ear vibrating with the subtlest change in air pressure. Going out on a limb, but the sound of dead proteins rubbing and creating static nerve pulses to the brain at such a lean frequency that the wave pattern is then magnified by your brain to the point of confusion, annoyance, uneasiness, or anxiety.

by deafening silence May 10, 2015

deafle

A dank skrub that loves memes

Describe yourself in one word: deafle.

by Skrub A Dub Dab May 10, 2017