Skip to main content

Catcher in the Rye

A Catcher in the Rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand.

A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.
I just took and big dump when I reached down to wipe and out of nowhere came a Catcher in the Rye.
by markbr69 November 16, 2009
mugGet the Catcher in the Rye mug.

Catchers mitt

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.
I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.
by Lead party chief October 9, 2009
mugGet the Catchers mitt mug.

Argentinean Hog Catcher

Whilst having anal sex doggy style, the male ejaculates into the anus of the female. At the moment of climax the female poops and the male catches the poop before it hits the ground.
Hey man make sure you put plastic on your bed before attempting the the Argentinean hog catcher.
by jewfro691 July 9, 2011
mugGet the Argentinean Hog Catcher mug.

Catched

The illiterate fucks version of 'caught'
I thought Bob catched the early bus
by popper4617 May 15, 2017
mugGet the Catched mug.

Catchers Mitt

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.
Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010
mugGet the Catchers Mitt mug.

Cum Catchers

The area of a mans waist that looks especially hot if he has a six pack. Kind of resembles ridges, aiming toward the crotch.
That underwear model has amazing Cum Catchers.
by jZone September 24, 2004
mugGet the Cum Catchers mug.

Cum Catchers

Term used to refer to mens or womans underwear. Reportedly used to catch seman leaking from a vagina or anus after sex.
Dude you stink did you shit your cum catchers?

She had on a pair of pink cum catchers.
by Voyer March 9, 2007
mugGet the Cum Catchers mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email