Fur curtain

When a woman's pubic hair is so long, it creates a cover around her vagina.

I wanted to fuck her, but couldn't make it past her fur curtain.

Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.

by CarbonBlixy May 16, 2016

e-curtain

Pretending to talk or text to avoid talking to someone standing nearby

As I was walking into class,I saw that guy that won't shut up so I got out my phone and pulled the e-curtain.

by humorogenus July 19, 2012

Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.

Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.

by Martova October 28, 2011

rose curtains

A nice looking, neatly packaged vagina an inny. Opposite to beef curtains

“Yeah man she had the best looking rose curtains I’ve ever seen, not gross like fucking beef curtains”

by Cydneypop July 22, 2018

Burp Curtains

The absolute stupidest term to describe someone’s lips. Often used by zero people in no productive context. Don’t call your mouth or lips a Burp Curtain. I wanna kill myself.

“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.

yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.

by mascow July 26, 2016

camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016