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Cunt Coffin

An insult for someone who's vagina is like a death trap.
by BDawg30301 March 10, 2009
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a coffin

An 18 pack of Billy Mavs. Known as ‘a coffin’ because by the time you’re finished you might aswell be dead.
“Oi cunt what’re you drinking tonight?”
“Oh nah I just snagged a coffin from the powehouse”
by js1207 August 14, 2019
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Coffin Jumper

A person who steals someone else's seat when they get up to go into another room. From the saying, "I hope you jump in my coffin that fast!"
I got up to get a drink, and Christian took my seat. What a coffin jumper!
by 2cargar December 18, 2012
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coffin boy

A semi-goth. They have black hair, wear black clothes and don't like daylight. They wear trousers that are a couple of sizes too big and hang off their arse. Language is usually restricted to single syllable answers. They don't go out much, hence they communicate with their peers via messengers on the computer. If they do go out, they go to dark places i.e. cinemas.
They don't like being called goths or grebos, they say they are just different.
"Hey coffin boy are you coming out of your cave today."
by Riff Raff May 8, 2007
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Coffinmobile

A vehicle that is so small and cheaply made that it will become a death trap if the vehicle gets into an accident.
Have you seen the new Coffinmobile from India that will sold here in the USA. Its cheaper than the "Smart" car.
by Buffnuggle January 16, 2010
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Chuffinator

Chuffinator- From the root, to chuff. Chuff , to voraciously seek out sexual partners of any orientation for a quick thrill between the sheets. Chuffinator, usually a female, who is supremely successful at chuffing, any time, any place.
" Look Hiram, it's 3 AM . This dive is about to close. The blonde chuffinator is on the prowl, looking for whoever is so snockered they can't see straight or stand anymore. "
by Go with the bro May 19, 2017
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Coffin varnish

He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.
by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020
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