Crowning

When you shove a flute headjoint, Crown up, inside of an asshole.

Bro, I'm a flute player and my girlfriend loves Crowning me!

by Krownelius February 5, 2024

Cryning

Hysterical crying by toddler to pre-teen aged child. Usually accompanied by lip-quivering and/or gasping for breaths. This event is then over-described by the child later as, “Cryning.”

Child: “Mommy, you didn’t buy me that toy at the store, so I was cryning. Don’t you feel terrible?”

Mother, at the sink washing the dishes: (taking another drag lazily on a cigarette, then slowly turning to face the child.). “Oh yeah. That.”

by Fart Esq November 20, 2023

Crowning

You are currently pushing a fat turd out of your ass. You push the turd just far enough to where the turd is peaking its head from out of your butt hole.

The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.

My turd is Crowning, let me in the toilet before i explode.

I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.

by BottledAss February 11, 2024

Crowning

Fingering yourself or another while in the middle of shitting, so the asshole is wider than normal

Yeah ive been crowning a lot recently

by bigbbbbbbbbbb February 28, 2024

Corning

While sticking a whole ear of corn up your rectum pulling it out then start eating it or a second option creamed Corning you have someone ejaculate on it before consumption

Man I really love Corning with my friends

by Fuckalatungin555 April 24, 2024

Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise

"Hey man, Stop cooning off!"

by fwjakko April 25, 2024

Cloning Oprah

One of many examples that can be used to describe taking a shit.

I spent an hour in the bathroom the morning. I was busy Cloning Oprah.

by Shaforkafor June 15, 2024