face-capade

A person who leads an entirely different life in the real world than the happy little one they portray on Facebook.

Her Facebook status says "Jane Doe took the day off tomorrow because my awesome hubby is taking me car shopping for a hybrid! I just need to do my part to help the environment!" but in reality her marriage is falling apart, her Suburban was just repossessed and she lost her job at the mall because she slept with her bosses boyfriend, what a Face-capade!

by The Steng March 11, 2010

crapalistic

An expression to define your uber crappy mood.

How was your day?

It was crapalistic. Thanks for asking!

by ruit beer May 18, 2005

crapanolla

1.a word i made up just means crap but sounds funnier
2.crap that is spreadable

You smell like crapanolla!
would you like some crapanolla on your toast?

by chubby-chubbkins August 28, 2007

craparama

A event that was supposed to be fun but, turns out bad.

Wow wasn't that a craparama, I thought they were good.

by Nookie Mc D October 12, 2007

Crapality Show

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009

crapahoardium

A room in which people pile all of their nostalgic, unwanted crap; hoarder

The fourth bedroom has finally become a crapahoardium to the same level of the garage.

by Professor Schnitzy-Thorpintubn August 25, 2010

CRAPATERIA

the cafeteria at your place of employment that sells less-than desirable food.

Hey Jason, let's see what's on the menu for lunch in the crapateria today.

by bellibutton May 28, 2011