CoDitioned

A portmanteau of 'CoD' (the acronym for "Call of Duty") and 'conditioned'. It is the quality of being conditioned by Call of Duty, i.e. having methods and preferences that are influenced by Call of Duty to a point of being second-nature.
Examples include naturally recalling Call of Duty's control scheme and comparing other First Person Shooters' controls to Call of Duty's.
This phenomenon can affect any aspect of video games from graphics to gameplay features, and could even affect other genres of games. Major cases of being CoDitioned include Call of Duty influencing non-video game aspects of one's life.

I tried playing Halo after years of playing Call of Duty, but I kept chucking grenades when I just wanted to use my Battle Rifle scope. All those years have CoDitioned me!

I was running late for class, but I forgot to equip Marathon, so I kept losing my breath. I've been CoDitioned in real life!

by MikeCossack May 9, 2011

Coitus Concerto

a violin technique/ sex move utilized in the motion picture "The Red Violin." This technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have sex and play violin at the same time. Use of a fermata ensures long sustained orgasm on the last note.

A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.

by Satou Minatsuki May 20, 2012

Coitus Coalition

A group of friends whose sole purpose is to get one of their friends laid.

Chris: Jeeze, Adam hasn't had sex in a while
Josh: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Gabe: Could you mean?
Josh: Yes, we need to form a coitus coalition.

by Lostboy08 October 20, 2012

Coitus Companions

A more sophisticated and likeable way of saying "fuck buddies". Usually people who are "fuck buddies" aren't really friends. "coitus companions" are when two really close friends fuck on the random occasions that they see each other.

"Yo! Chris and Khia are more like coitus companions instead of fuck buddies."

by The Mad Crazy Hatter June 9, 2013

coitee

A participant of the act of coitus

"i hear their CEO smells like curry and falls asleep during coitus"

"depends on the coitee"

by jatayu August 14, 2013

coitus mentis

recovered enough to think clearly after sex (particularly applies to men)
From "coitus" (you know, sex) and "compos mentis" (able to think clearly and be in control of and responsible for your actions).

Kylie: Oi, are you coitus mentis yet? I want to go shopping!
Jack: Huh?

by adriancccc May 20, 2015

Coiteous

the act of being courteous after sexual relations

Lloyd was coiteous to Alex by making her breakfast after a long night of loving.

by deglester July 31, 2016