Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!
Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.
Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.
by mikm May 31, 2005
by yourcousinkeith April 02, 2019
Your first,second, or third cousin's child, or, as a literal description of a person's much younger cousin.
by Bruce Bentley March 10, 2007
a sister-cousin is when your baby's daddy has a child with your sister-- your baby and her baby are sister-cousins.
by scrapwebb January 06, 2012
Mike slept with some furry skank, who slept with my girlfriends ex boyfriend who then slept with her, therefore I have indirectly slept with a furry skank and we are now Peter Cousins.
by Tricky Trav April 13, 2010
Example 1:
Girl: Me and John are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.
Example 2:
Boy: Me and Jill are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.
Girl: Me and John are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.
Example 2:
Boy: Me and Jill are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.
by YoungStallion94 August 04, 2011
A "kissing cousin" is any cousin that is not a first cousin. In most places in the world, first cousins may not have sex and have babies. But, in most cultures second cousins, and higher can have sex and babies. Degree of cousinship is determined by how many generations the shared ancestor is removed from the individual closest to the generation of the shared ancestor.
If we share the same grandparent we are first cousins, and therefore should avoid physical encounters with each other which might lead to sex. First cousins are NOT "kissing cousins." If we share the same great grandparent we are second cousins and are therefore able to kiss and do whatever we want, including having sex, and have babies together.
by Fredric Roe July 08, 2006