corcore

(n) A gentlemanly and virtuous virtuoso, Renaissance man, Jack-of-all-trades with particular skill in the fine arts and a lack of skill in the musical arts, but still maintains an appreciation for the musical arts. There is currently only one corcore in existence.

I would dump my boyfriend in an instant for a corcore. They're so amazing!

by Dr. N. Namretso, PhD March 21, 2005

corporate fungus

A seemingly harmless but utterly deadly disease. Characterized by septic infections of chain stores and restaurants over what was once healthy prairie, forest, farmland or wetland on the edge of a city. Causes a swelling of minivans and SUV s and massive hemorrhaging from privately owned small businesses in both city and country. The spread of the fungus is inevitable. It is symbiotic with and related to the housing development.

I'd love to go to that surplus store way out of town, but the whole area has a bad case of the corporate fungus.

by Capitalist Pig December 25, 2008

Corporate surgayllance

Corporate surgayllance is the monitoring of a person or group's behavior by a coworker. The data collected is most often used for snitching, to badmouth others and regularly shared with other employees. It can be used as a form of business "intelligence", which enables the recipient to enhance his/her own perception at the firm.

Steve: Did you see the new Lindsey Lohan pics on the web?
Frank: I couldnt, that asswipe from accounting keeds looking around my cublivcle every time he goes to take a dump
Steve: Kick his ass, his corporate surgayllance is really screwing up your sexlife

by bergali September 17, 2010

Corrong

Something that isn't factually correct, but at the same time isn't factually incorrect

""Quesadilla in Spanish is quesadilla." This statement is corrong"

by FatGlaze February 15, 2018

something corporate

One really great band, they really don't deserve all of the teenyboppers saying stuff like "omg i looove something corporate (giggles) they are so awesoeme and their music totally rocks" its just annoying, so can we please settle down and not focus on how "gorgeous" the lead singer is and instead look at how great of a band they really are?

Though Im weak inside
I'm thriving just the same
Still Calling out your name
Wondering who it is that i should blame - wait ( by far a MUCH better song then konstantine ) and stop trying to figure out what konstantine means anyways (teenyboppers) I don't think you have enough brainwaves for that

by noflyway99 April 9, 2005

spaghetti cormorant

The act of a man ejaculating prematurely without even achieving a full erection, if any. This act is typically only achieved via masturbation, whether intentional or not.

"All I did was shuffle in my chair and I had a spaghetti cormorant right in the middle of the exam."

by Yuridith February 12, 2010

Corporatocracy

A system of government that serves the interest of, and may be run by corporations and involves ties between government and business. Where corporations, conglomerates, and/or government entities with private components, control the direction and governance of a country.

The United Stated has devolved from a Democracy into a Corporatocracy

by 1blujay October 23, 2011