A twentysomething male whose chief purpose in life is to hang around secondary school gates in poorly modified "sportscars" eg.Vauxhall Nova, Ford Fiesta, in order to attract willing jailbait. Characterised by bumfluff moustache and cheap jewelry.
"He is a capridophile."
"Mum, can you wash my games kit? It's drenched with a capridophile's cock suds."
"Mum, can you wash my games kit? It's drenched with a capridophile's cock suds."
by Johnny Gila December 17, 2004
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Get the comprise mug.Beautiful,Very Extraordinary,Smart and tends to have a big butt. If you ever have a Capricorn in your life never let them go.
Capricorns are very smart.
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No matter what situation you are in he will always back you up.
He is great with boy advice and he has a lot of girl friends
matt caprio is basically an amazing person who will never let you down.
No matter what situation you are in he will always back you up.
He is great with boy advice and he has a lot of girl friends
matt caprio is basically an amazing person who will never let you down.
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Get the Jordan Capri mug.As a teacher, to grade your students better because you are concerned about how your class average will be reflected among your peers.
Most of my students deserve to fail, but I'm going to conrick the grades so my class average is above 70%.
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