Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.

My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.

by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

Cooter Pooter

(n) a cooter is a kitty cat (pussy)

(n) a pooter is flatulence (fart)

Thus a cooter pooter is a flatulent cat or could also be known as a pussy fart.

You are such a cooter pooter!

by Shittle Bits December 6, 2018

Cooter Fuzz

The left-over pubic hair at the bottom of the tub after a woman shaves her pussy bald.

I love when my old lady shaves her snatch bald, but she always leaves cooter fuzz in the tub.

by hotrod94 October 16, 2009

cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!

by crusoe90 March 28, 2017

Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.

I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

Cooter Gag

A Penis.

It was a low blow kicking him in the cooter gag.

by JDC54 February 7, 2009

Cooter nugget

Anything that falls or protrudes out of a womens vagina. Example: Tampon, discharge due to a STD, a baby, something nasty...

Thats one hell of a cooter nugget she has.

by Wil Mother Fucking Lay May 7, 2008