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Blicking in the cooch

Beating the coochie up

Beating it so good that u gotta dance or you going crazy
Yo bro I just came from my girl house and i was blicking in the cooch, i was going crazy.
by RaneeHolley February 7, 2023
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Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.
"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013
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cooch savior

(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
I've never met a cooch savior like you, James.
by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017
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cooch cavern

Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.

Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself

“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”

The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.
by Coochiecavern April 3, 2023
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Cooch Capture

A photo of a woman's vagina generally sent over a text
" Erica just sent me a Cooch Capture while I was showing my parents a video, I'm so screwed. "
by FaggiestFagToEverFag June 23, 2023
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cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017
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Cooch Lice

by Cumsickle February 23, 2020
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