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atmospheric constipation

When a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on. First used on television by Twin Cities KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard to describe a way too long set of days in late October 2012 filled with cold and rain.
Hurrican Sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over Minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation.
by claybabe2k October 25, 2012
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Constitutional

Now deemed to replace legit, for it has been far too drastically overused. Not to mention it sounds WAY more wicked swank.
J-"So I got nothing but big bills how bout I front the full check and you just pay me back your bit?"
G-"Yeah bromie, that sounds constitutional."
by Sh9est Danke Hombre August 24, 2010
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Culvers induced constipation

When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.
Why does joey look so bad?

Oh he has a Culvers induced constipation
by hie090866 October 20, 2014
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Constitutional

new-fangled word for "cool"
Dylan is constitutional, he enjoys sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll!
by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008
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Constitutional

Some one who wants to be a Constitutionalist, but is to ignorant to have read the Constitution..... Often a statment used to justify doing horrible things or taking the side of horrible people/ideology... Often used as a right wing tactic to complain about life and opposing view points. "snowflake"
tomi lahren ~ "I'm a Constitutional" ... equivalent to Ralph's~ "I eat paste" comment....
by Twinside22 August 18, 2017
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Emotional Constipation

Person/people who are stuck with a constant negative attitude toward life and everyone in it.
by arkansas cowgirl March 24, 2010
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Constitutional memeing

Finding memes, and forwarding them to friends while on the toilet.
After that Taco Bell bender, I did some serious constitutional memeing.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama January 17, 2018
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