conditional crush

When you have a crush on someone but there is one or more reasons why you can't date them, don't think it is worth trying to date them or not worth trying to get them to like you back. Usually occurs when you like someone you can't have.

In which case, most people would say, "I would like him/her if _____."

Jon: "So you hooking up with anyone?"
James: "Well, Emily is hot and I would hook up with her if she didn't have a boyfriend already."
Jon: "Sounds like you have a conditional crush."

by GreekFreak757 February 27, 2011

Colombian Air Conditioner

The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.

Tim: "Your a bitch."

John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."

Jane: "Hi Jack"

Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"

by Botoraka October 22, 2017

Condiments

The increasingly common street name for poppers. Can be used as a code word when poppers isnt entirely appropriate.

"I'm really in the mood for some condiments"

"Well go to the chippy and get some ; )"

by credit crunch August 10, 2008

unspecified medical condition

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.

Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!

by Humpty June 30, 2007

condijury

1. noun - happy ownage being happy that you owned.

2. verb (condijuride)- to own happily

1. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

2. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

by Can Not March 15, 2005

Condi

Her full name is Condaleeza Rice and she is the Secretary of State. No matter what side of the political fence you sit on, you have to admit that Condi has it going on. She is one of our time's most powerful women, and she'll kick your ass. Literally, considering that she was featured in her own mini work-out program in March. Also, she is a freaking genius. She has read Tolstoy's War and Peace in its original language of Russian. In addition to Russian, she speaks German, French, and Spanish fluently. Before becoming Secretary of State, she was a professor at Stanford, and she has been interested in international affairs since she was a teenager. Condi has been on the Board of Directors of nine different corporations, including Hewlett-Packard, Charles Schwab, and Chevron gas.

I would vote Condi president even if she was a democrat, because she knows how to run things.

by interruptive_cow April 13, 2006

Conditional freedom

Freedom with conditions, such as getting a vaccine/shot to receive freedom isn't true freedom, as true freedom is without conditions. They wouldn't be offering people free beer or incentives to get vaccines if it was, it's just another way to try and buy the masses into doing what they want them to do, like a herd.

There is no conditional freedom. You're either free, or you're subject to someone else's rules.

by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021