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Shatner commas

Oddly placed commas that don't seem to serve any actual purpose in punctuation, but make it look like you should take odd pauses, as William Shatner does when delivering lines.
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When, we get to, the restaurant, we should, order some, tasty, beverages.
by horsecock_jenkins October 20, 2009
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weed coma

Falling into a very deep sleep right after smoking a large amount of marijuana.
"Dude, we just smoked a quarter to our heads and TK slipped into a weed coma in the corner"
by 420RonPaul420 April 6, 2008
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coma mierda

Literally, eat shit. Often used when referring to the first episode of the television series "Narcos."

Pablo Escobar walks into the police station, frustrated that one of the police officers didn't hold to his deal (he had previously bribed the officer). When the officer says that they need to renegotiate, Pablo says, "Coma mierda. Coma. Mierda."
"Coma mierda, puta." ("Eat shit, bitch.")
by dat.boi.k May 7, 2018
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Chipotle Coma

n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma

a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
by Nana09 August 6, 2009
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comms

Easy to deal with, excellent comms and fast payment.
by Chris4 November 3, 2008
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ethylic coma

A good-looking medical term. Which means being drunk as shit and passing out. Popularized by the game Detroit: Become Human.
I just had an ethylic coma last night and I think I have killed a somebody.
by Gotta Go June 16, 2018
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Facebook Coma

Someone who is always on Facebook and neglects thier job or family.

A person whose only social interaction with other people is through Facebook.
"Kim is constanly on Facebook at work and refuses to do her job. We need to get her out of her Facebook coma."

"Stu is hanging at home tonight and talking with his 'Facebook Friends' and not going out with us. He is in a Facebook coma."
by Stu Mueller December 2, 2009
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