Colton

The dumbest person known to man, being the most unpopular kid in any school, always having a lack of friends. Thinks he is cool.....WRONG!

Here’s an example

Colton: Hi, i’m Colton.
Random Person: Cool! Tell someone as ugly as yourself and maybe they’ll care.
Colton: 😢😢😢

by Known-to-be-a-NERD November 21, 2018

Colton

One gay motherfucker

Ur like colton

by Kingdrew11088 November 11, 2019

colton

1. A term for someone being excessively antagonistic and mean.

heres the logic. Someone can be a dick... if they are being a bigger dic they are being a boner. Boner and colton are similar and can be interchanged.

That guy was being such a colton to me. He dissed me, and my family for no reason. All i said was hello to him.

by crazay guy November 17, 2009

Colton

A bitch with a really small chode that fucks his sister

Coltonis whore

by Lacrosse August 3, 2016

Colton

lil dick nigga! A man with a shmeek! A man who shoves their balls in their butthole.

Oh look here comes gay boy(Colton)

by 09091234 June 16, 2014

Colton

A stuck up asshole who takes great joy in hurting others. He is a hypocrite who will yell at you and mess with you one minute then you do the smallest thing wrong they will act like you just killed their puppy or committed a crime. They lie and twist their words and will even make themselves believe it, it doesn't matter who it is they will hurt that person and act like it never happened.

My Brother is SUCH a Colton!

Stop you're being a Colton!

by Luner101 May 16, 2018

Colton

A veary annoying fairy faggot who smokes to much ganj and loves keeto and would make a good lawyer

Colton is a fairy faggot lawyer

by Catsmokeout August 20, 2018