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athanasius contra mundum

The term used to describe Athanasius, the 20th Pope of Alexandria, who is considered one of the doctors of the early Christian Church. He was called "athanasius against the world" because he successfully and repeatedly defended church dogma against the Arian heresy, which at times would become very popular.
Damn dog, you got your girl to let you buy a motorcycle?! You straight busted an athanasius contra mundum and shit!
by RamezE July 16, 2006
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Greeley, Colorado

A mid-sized college town in northern Colorado consisting mainly of hoodlums, Hispanics, and hipsters. The town smells obnoxiously of cow shit and remains devoid of all things fun. The only decent hang out spots are either shut down or riddled with the lamest kind of gangsters. The only two places to go to hang out include the local mall and the new-ish ice rink, both of which are quite disappointing and are now utilized mostly as a spot for drug-pedaling. In the sad excuse for a downtown, meth heads and stoners roam the streets both day and night. The town's only redeeming qualities remain the Stampede that comes around every Summer, and the fact that since there is a large population of Latinos, there is also a large abundance of kick-ass Mexican food. Overall, the town is boring and suckish with very few positive points.

Also commonly referred to as G-town or Greality .
Friend 1: Hey, where do you wanna go?
Friend 2: I don't know, we live in Greeley, Colorado, there's no where to go unless you're looking for pot.
by G-town Dweller May 6, 2011
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Colorado Jackhammer

When you do a huge line of blow and bang the crap out of the loosest girl on campus with her face straight down into a pillow. Helps if you're looking out the window at some mountains or something.
Dude, I gave Kath a serious pounding last night. Pretty much Colorado Jackhammer.
by D.Brown August 24, 2008
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Juicy Contradiction

1) A fat girl with a pretty face
2) A fat girl that wears tight pants. Her ass looks good, yet only because she is fat.
Jim: "I'm only attracted to her because of her face."
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction
by Vogiebear December 22, 2012
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hot colorado

A term referring to the act of placing a ziploc bag into your lover's mouth and then taking a shit inside the bag. Usually at the end the bag is ziplocked and discarded.
Lover #1: I really don't think I can handle the taste, but I would love to feel warm shit in my mouth.

Lover #2: In that case you will absolutely love the hot colorado!
by jigggs February 26, 2008
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COLORADO SPRINGS

Founded in the late 1800's by General William Jackson Palmer, it is Colorado's second-largest city. It is cradled between the Rockies to the west and the Monument Divide to the North. It is 6,000 feet above sea level, with a population of about 375,000. The weather can be erratic, going from sun to rain, ro sun again, in a matter of minutes. Some of its attractions, in and around the area, are Garden of the Gods, Pikes Peak, North Pole, and the U.S. Air Force Academy.
Some of Colorado Springs' surrounding cities and towns include, Fountain, Security, Ft. Carson, Black Forest, and Canon City(pronounced canyon).
Also referred to as C-Town, The Springs, and other names.
"Man, this weather is crazy. We must be in the Springs by now."
"The Springs?"
"Yeah. Colorado SPRINGS."
by ANONGENTRY2 August 5, 2008
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IT Contractor

An IT Contractor is a person that gets paid huge amounts of money for doing nothing at all. The IT Contractor first came into its own in 1999 when the world was conned into thinking all computers would crash at midnight , news years day 2000. This was the biggest scam of all time and has for ever since been a legend in IT Contracting circles.

Contractors can be seen most, if not all evenings, occupying large tables in Bars / Pubs and talking about how good Linux is and how end users are thick cunts.

See also Lazy Cunt , Idle , Scammer , Useless Tossers , Booze, Alcoholic
Help my company has too much money, we need to employ an IT Contractor.
by Terry T November 29, 2006
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