Cocked over

The act of getting cocked over means to get owned in a video game or in real life. If somthing bad happens to you you would get cocked over

Wow i got cocked over by that camper

by TICKLE MY FUNNY January 25, 2011

whoppy cocked

completly and udderly fucked up

Dustin completley whoppy cocked that poor pickup

by dustin west September 26, 2006

cockandballs

Referring to another person using a falsified story to make themselves feel big 'n' hard.

Jonny told me this cockandballs story about how he kicked the naff out of some bloke in church.

by G Bud December 21, 2007

Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009

cockelhead

someone who is a dick head

you are a cockelhead.

by alan t December 26, 2002

Cockectomy

Rare condition in which the male genitalia will spontaneously detach itself from the crotch leaving the man stunned and somewhat bemused.

Mr. Smith, it appears that you experienced a mild Cockectomy. I placed your testicles in this zip-lock bag for you to take home.

by General Jack April 15, 2009

Clockenflap

Clockenflap is a large music festival men attend. It has been widely kept secret from the public that is a large orgy for "straight" men to experiment with their sexuality.

"Did you see Steve at Clockenflap? He went cock crazy."

by SmellyMike October 30, 2017