My date with Sally went well. That is until we started foolin around. The punanni clump was so thick,unlike anything I had ever witnessed.
by xxAdam S.xx February 5, 2008
Get the punanni clump mug.While going for a facial during a sexual act, the intended target is missed and makes birth in the front of the hairline. The partner who has lovingly made such deposit, gently brushes the hair to the side in the fashion of Donald Trump. Leaving a messy pompadour in the front of the hair is the end result.
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by Mr F You April 4, 2005
Get the climpson marc mug.1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.
2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.
2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.
1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."
2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."
2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."
by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007
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Shut your cumpster, you fuckwit.
by Lollocaust December 3, 2007
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Get the Clump mug.The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese
Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.
Dude 2: Gross!
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.
Dude 2: Gross!
by CommoDick September 12, 2011
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