Claytons

Australian Slang

'Claytons is the brand name of a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beverage coloured and packaged to resemble bottled whiskey.'

Promoted as; "The drink you have when you're not having a drink".

It is used to describe something inferior to the real thing.

Claytons Shower : Spraying your entire body with deodorant .. "the shower you have when not having a shower".

Claytons Bandage: Duct tape, torn cloth, etc.

by Ausmate May 31, 2011

claypole

1.Englishman with a neatly trimmed beard who looks relatively smart, although there's something outlandish in his dress code, such as cowboy boots or a shirt that TOTALLY doesn't match.

2. A drama student or 'wit' who exclaims 'odd bodkins' for no reason.

3. A pole for poking clay with.

Named after Timothy Claypole from the old kid's t.v. show 'Rentaghost'.

"I say Carruthers... look at Smythe there... the suit's definitely Saville Row, but the tie's just GOT to be Primark... what a complete Claypole!"

by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005

Claytor

A) An individual with toxic genitalia as a result of over all sluttiness.

B) Male or female genitalia that is crusty and/or disgusting as a result of extreme promiscuity.

Ex. A: "That chick is such a claytor, she's slept with like a hundred guys."

Ex. B: "Get your hands off me or I'll kick you in your claytor."

by Claytors For Life September 4, 2012

claytonistic

The act of being a capitalistic pig. A hater of mexicans. An oppressor.

Hitler's ideology of the Jews was in large part claytonistic.

by Freedy the Mexican December 11, 2009

caymon

Typically a really hot guy. Usually country or redneck. Drive big trucks and like to blast their music. Super tall and sexy. Could bang any girl he wants. Probably likes to ride 4 wheelers and go mudding. Loves getting blowjobs.

"Damn, did i tell you I saw Caymon yesterday?" "No.. i bet he looked hot as fuck though"

by fuck friend February 17, 2013

Katy Clayton

When the most wanted beautiful women known to man kind gets together with most handsom man known to man kind and create the best couple.

"theres that katy clayton couple again"

by isabellahdfyutyihgjydti February 6, 2010

ClayMorre

A fedora wearing fag thats really nice at first but thinks hes all that becuase the urban dictionary told him he was. We still love him tho❤️

ClayMorre can suck my dick Awoo

by smalltalkmans August 12, 2018