Half Chub

a half erect half soft Wang, with the base being erect and the rest being plain old flaccid.
person 1- "Look at Zacharia, hes always rockin a half chub in science class, how disrespectful of him."
person 2- "don't blame him, he has it all the time. He cant control it, hes currently being tested in a lab, but scientists cant find the answer"
person 1" why cant he just be like Danny. Danny always has a full rager"
person 2- "Danny and Zacharia are just two totally different species, but Zacharia is rockin the chinstrap beard like a legend!"

(danny starts singing just hold on im coming home by drake, whle zacharia continues to abuse wooden planks physically, sexually, emotionally and mentally)
the end!
by zach biggery October 16, 2014
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chub a lub

A playful term one uses to call another, which means "chubby."
"You are such a chub a lub!"
by PersianBelle October 30, 2007
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chub chester

A child molester that only goes after fat kids.
Dwayne was caught on the show "To Catch a Predator" trying to solicit a 300 pound 15 year old boy. That chub chester always liked the fat kids.
by cbag February 04, 2008
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Dalton chub

The amount of chub that a Dalton has. Its not fat, and its only a little bit of chub! A lot of people think its attractive. What can I say?? Its Dalton chub!!
Girl: That boy is cute, but chubby
Girl2: No, he just has some dalton chub!
by Isabell754 November 11, 2011
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perma chub

When a guy starts to get an erection but his penis does not become fully erect.
Did you see that girl before? She was so hot I was gettin perma chub.
by joey2324 October 06, 2009
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pube chub

The fatty build up behind your pubic hair that makes your penis look smaller the fatter you get.
Man my I’ve lost an inch on my dick thanks to my pube chub
by Token fat boy May 06, 2020
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chub-worthy

Warranting erection.
<nick>Dude, you see that chick with the big old titties?
<drew>For sure, shes definitely chub-worthy.
by nickOlass June 23, 2006
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