Chili Fountain

When you assfuck a girl who is so constipated it breaks the no-shit barrier and releases an unstoppable wave of shit.

SKRUNK: Yo, Billy... you hook up with that bitch last night?
BILLY: Yeah, but she was all constipated when I stuck it in her ass and the bitch chili fountained on my balls.

by shit sex ass chili fountain June 7, 2009

finger chili

Chili you can find at the popular fast food restaurant, Wendy's. Named after a woman placed a severed thumb in her chili, then tried to blame it on Wendy's to collect a large cash settlement.

"Let's go to Wendy's"

"Ooh, yeah, I want some finger chili!"

by hatewords August 30, 2006

chili bang

When you insert a chili pepper into a woman's vagina, then rub hot sauce onto the tip of your penis and proceed to perform anal sex.

Hey baby, you up for a chili bang tonight?

by Roket January 2, 2009

Armpit chili

When you dont shower for weeks or days and to hide the stink you keep putting in deodrant and it eventually irritates your arms and gets caked up creating a red goop

BIlly bob hasnt showered in a month and his armpit chili dripped on chad at work today.

by D-rock123 February 28, 2009

chili dog

when you shit on a girls chest and the you tit fuck the shit outta her

hey guys i gave this hooker a chili dog last night and she fucking loved it.

by arlie September 5, 2004

chili dog

A.K.A. The New York Chili Dog, it is the fine art of taking a liquified or sludgy dump on the chest of the gutter slut of your liking. The ass-spatter makes up the "chili", with you're man-hammer being the hotdog and tits being the buns. Afterwards, you procede to titty-fuck prior said trashy pig.

Amanda is a gutter stomping cunt bag and loves the chili dog.

by urajagoff August 10, 2008

Chili Dog

A sexual position: First you take a shit on the girl's breasts... Then you proceed to titty fuck her.

That girls a skank, I heard she loves to be chili dogged.

by Daneroo October 29, 2007