Chia Pet

They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!

My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Perci Chari

A large fat bulbous dark turd particularly painful and strenuous to pass, often followed by dumpy short lumps, leaving a considerable stain on the white porcelain and a long lingering odious smell.

I did a fat perci chari this morning .. finally such a relief to discharge that toxic blockage

by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

chris trepidation

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

by king alfonzo September 27, 2021

El Cheeto Grande

El Cheeto Grande, "The Big Cheeto" a reference to the Orangeish bottle tan ned complexion of a former Chief Executive of the United States of America, and one time media celebrity whose most famous phrase was, "You're Fired!". Also known as "The Donald".

Last night there was another story about how El Cheeto Grande was cheated out our being re-elected, talk about a Big Lie!

by Old Dog Zero One July 17, 2022

Charm'tastic Mile

A cool stretch of town in Baltimore for hipsters, millennials, business-types and foodie buffs.

You've gotta have some urban style when you walk up & down the Charm'tastic Mile.

by Dunkadelic Era April 2, 2020

chonce

An alternative for the word 'chance'. Commonly used by One Direction's Niall Horan.

Niall: "We took a chonce"
Fan screaming: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE"

by icedteapayne September 12, 2015

Jesus Cheater

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021