coming soon™

its coming soon. we dont know how soon, just soon.

The new video will be coming soon™!

by lilxanxan September 6, 2021

Cumingitis

Condition when penis is too small, cum gets backed up and is projectile vomited out the mouth. Can be cured by penis enlargement surgery, otherwise it is stuck with you for life. Cumingitis is especially horrific on Monday’s, and may prevent people from playing tennis.

Hey, did you know brandon has cumingitis? His cum is everywhere, especially in his mouth.

by The creator April 12, 2022

big cgi fight coming up

something you say when you in a movie and gonna fight the juggernaut

big cgi fight coming up

by king bruh ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ December 22, 2020

home coming queen

usually a "popular" chavy girl who spent her whole life planning out how she was going to sleep her way into being prom queen!

at six... "i'm gonna ave a pink dwess and be home coming queen"
at 13... "if i sleep with the football team i'll have there votes... do i have to sleep with all of them"
at 16... "like omg i did it and only slept with half the boys in our skool!!!"

or could turn out as... "like omg you cow thats my crown bitch give it here!!!"

by ..::fran::.. July 23, 2006

Coming out of the wardrobe

A time in one's life when he/she realizes and accepts that magic, Santa Claus, and any other fairytale-like belief is untrue. (A play on the phrase 'coming out of the closet', 'wardrobe' being a reference to the Chronicles of Narnia series.)

My son is finally coming out of the wardrobe, so so I don't have to give the little bastard any money for losing his teeth anymore.

by Sarykos January 4, 2011

bulldozer with flames coming out the back

A counter-strike team which derives its skill from both the cock of Satan and rainbows. They often spend their free time verbally abusing pre-teens over the internet.

Bulldozer with flames coming out the back raped me like I rape my wife when she's drugged up on Prozac. -jame^s

by Karl Fucking Malone May 29, 2008

Coming at me sideways

When someone comes to you disguised as a friend, but in reality they only want something from you. A form of manipulation.

I thought Hector was my homie, but he was coming at me sideways to steal my girl.

by TherealGspot February 12, 2020