Cajaculation

The act of defecating and ejaculating in synchrony

From the portuguese "Cajaculação" (Cagar + Ejacular)

Happy new gooooooon!!!!!
I just cajaculate! XD
I hope you a good cajaculation time :)

by _mr.polo_ March 6, 2025

Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.

You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."

by pseudonympth September 19, 2013

muy caja

Colombian slang, specifically from Medellin, it means that something is really funny, it always goes with the adverb "muy" before "caja", but sometimes you might find it as "tan caja" when describing that someone is being really funny right now.

Someone says a joke.
Me: Ese man es muy caja! // That guy is so funny!

Alternatively.
Me: Que man tan caja! // Such a funny dude!

My friend Deyker trips on the street in front of everybody, humiliating himself and making me laugh so hard.
Tomorrow at school:
-La caida de Deyker ayer fue muy caja!

by Salvares April 4, 2021

keira,cayla,lily

the best trio in the world there a group of girls that will always stick up for each other if one is arguing they all are if you know a trio with these names try be there friend because they will never let you down and be by your side until the day all off you die if you know these girls count yourself lucky because they are the best i know from experience love you so much cayla and lily xx this word is a group of girls who are positive and nontoxic

omg the keira,cayla,lily are in my skl

by keiraxx March 9, 2021

dirty cayda

When you let your boyfriend crap in your hair and use it as shampoo

My hair could use a dirty Cayda. It feels dry.

by Prestonlover22 September 9, 2021

Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.

I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

Cleveland carjacking

When a woman jerks you off in the backseat of her car and you cum in her eyes, kick her out of her car, and steal it.

I got picked up by a woman while hitchhiking and gave her the Cleveland carjacking.

by Hashbrown69 June 18, 2024