Carpe Pussum

A classy way to say: Seize the Pussy. Used by effete liberal intellectuals

Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"

by Panoramaman November 22, 2016

Carp

Instead of being a rude hoe and using the word crap you can use the alternatice carp.

Everyone: WHAT THE CARP

by Clar February 20, 2017

carp munch

somone with a big rowd mouth

omg jarets coming

carp munch

by cheekybitch May 24, 2020

Carpe Carp Carp

When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.

Oh my god, that man carpe carp carped me!

by Elonsifier May 15, 2023

Coonskin Carp

noun
The black Little Mermaid.

I've heard of a coonskin cap, but coonskin CARP? Come on now...

by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

carpe perdiem

Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.

He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

Carping

Going mute and silent when either things aren't going your way or you need to escape the current reality to be one with yourself.

I was raging pretty hard in my Valorant game, so I started carping to try and win some rounds.

by robcooke April 14, 2025