Radioactive Carp

Used to describe females originating in and around Niagara Falls... specifically Welland.

You can usually find them around the canal. With hair of unusual colouring... typically Green. They usually have many piercings... they use as trophies for all the fishing lines they have been freed from. They typically have an inbred look to them, the odd one may resemble an angler fish; with similar teeth. These carp are triggered easily and will attack; if you call them out on their stupidity, sleep with their man (who they also borrowed), or throw maggot water off your balcony.
“Hey bro, look at that radioactive carp over there, she’s the type a girl you pull the fuse out of the heated seats for”
by daniellaZee November 25, 2019
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carp munch

somone with a big rowd mouth
omg jarets coming

carp munch
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Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.
"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".
by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018
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carp nugget

Its is when u use a fish to help jack ur penis off
I used a carp nugget for more pleasure
by bannana in penis October 16, 2013
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Operation Carpe Diem

A rogue covert operation conducted by Agent 8 that culminated on October 27, 2022, resulting in peace in the Middle East, and the promise of hope and prosperity for every human on planet earth.
Operation Carpe Diem successfully prevented World War 3 from destroying mother earth.
by Tin Man 8 October 27, 2022
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Carpe

I just bought a 20-pack carpe from the store yesterday buddy
That's great.. me too!!!!!!
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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Carpe Pussum

A classy way to say: Seize the Pussy. Used by effete liberal intellectuals
Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"
by Panoramaman November 22, 2016
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