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criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
mugGet the criss-crossed carpmug.

carps

conyo way of saying "are you game?" because carps is short for carpet, carpet is synonymous to rug, and rug when spelled is read as "r u g," which sounds and looks like "are you g?"
a: dude i have kwento (dude i have a story)
a: meet later, are you carps?
b: anong carps (what do you mean carps)
a: yeah, as in carpet
b: anong gagawin ko sa carpet (what am i gonna do with a carpet)
a: rug
a: r u g?
a: are you g dude?
b: putangina mo (fuck you/your mom's a whore)
by h4tdog March 11, 2021
mugGet the carpsmug.

Carpe

I just bought a 20-pack carpe from the store yesterday buddy
That's great.. me too!!!!!!
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
mugGet the Carpemug.

Lard Carp

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there
by anonymous September 14, 2021
mugGet the Lard Carpmug.

carpe perdiem

Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.
He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
mugGet the carpe perdiemmug.

Carp Fishing

Carp Fishing involves going to private secluded lakes with Thomas and his uncle. You will have to share a single tent between the 3 of you and sit on thomas' uncle's lap whilst fishing for big juicy carp.
"Ethan ross loves carp fishing."
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
mugGet the Carp Fishingmug.

carp nugget

Its is when u use a fish to help jack ur penis off
I used a carp nugget for more pleasure
by bannana in penis October 16, 2013
mugGet the carp nuggetmug.

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