Post Game Carnage Report

A report of all carnage that took place during a game(predominantly Halo2 online). Includes kills, deaths, killing sprees...etc. This is where the you will hear the words noob and pwned approximately 17 times per sentence. You will hear from a noob exactly why they did so bad. Also this is where you will hear gamers yelling at their fellow teammates for their poor play, because now they can see exactly how bad they are. It is also a place where great players get off to their dominance of a video game( I would be lying if I said I am not one of them)

Noob: Dude I shot a guy 40 times in the face with the shotgun and he didn't die, then he killed me with a single pistol.
Me: Or you just suck, and got pwnt.

Nick: I didnt do too bad that game.
Me: After viewing the Post Game Carnage Report, I noticed I had 30 kills and 4 deaths. Yet we lost, whilst you merely had 4...and 21 deaths.
Nick: I'm getting better.
Me: Noob.

by www.theradiotower.org July 30, 2007

carnage

unfortunate event or situation with seriously detrimental social consequences

eileen: i hear daniel's hooking sylvia
danny: isn't she wyan's girlfriend?
yish: yea...
all: ...carnage

by Yish August 24, 2006

Cabbage

To be like a vegetable, one who has no brain nor cognitive thinking patterns.
To procrastinate or be lazy.
To chill out like fat people.

Instead of going to class, Jason "Cabbaged" all day.
Or
Beth didn't give the guy a working number because of the stains on his shirt and he looked like a "cabbage".

by AJ Cano August 20, 2007

Cabbage Lag

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.

Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.

by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010

Cabbagery

The art of throwing a head of cabbage at an unsuspecting victim, and taunting them with a phrase befitting to the occurrence of being cabbaged.

He had studied for years in the arts of cabbagery, tonight was the night, he flung his cabbage out the door of his moving vehicle at an unsuspecting bystander, knocking him down. He yelled as he exited the scene of the crime, "Enjoy the coleslaw!"

by Cabbage4lyfe January 22, 2014

cabbage vag

A repulsively filthy and stanky vagina.

Floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014

Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

by Marine purple August 6, 2016