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The Captains Wheel

When 6-8 dudes all work each others dicks while in a circle, or all the dudes work one selected mans dick, while still forming a circle (eye patches, captains hats also can be added for style points)
the pledges had to endure The Captains Wheel this year. What a mess
by AZ and Marty July 28, 2011
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Sollux Captor

wwhy so hot

literally tell me wwhy sol is so fuckin hot like mm dayum hubba hubba awwooga
Sollux Captor is hot
by caligulasAquarium.. July 6, 2021
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captain cardboard

Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike
by Doomhammr May 13, 2005
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Captain Ginyu

Getting a picture of somebody else and photoshopping your face on their body.
lol dude I just Captain Ginyued LeBron James lol
by jmidd July 1, 2009
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captain mo

Captain Henry Morgan. Designated Governer of Jamaica in 1780. Makes a damn good spiced rum.
Last weekend i peaced a 40 of Captain Mo's spiced.
by James Doyle April 23, 2006
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Captain Whiskey Dick

when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.
So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!

limp dick whiskey dick flaccid soft job
by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010
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capture the fag

Two or more sets of teams of gay men search for opposing teams designated "fag keeper" and run back to their team camps to gangbang "fag keeper". First team to yell out "i fucked the neighborhood whore!" wins the game
Gay pass time children's games capture the fag
by neighborhood whore August 23, 2011
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