Canada is a magical place in North America, where it snows all year round, and lakes are everywhere, obviously frozen. In Canada, on June 3rd, there is National Poutine Day, and on March 4th, there is National Maple Syrup Day. The Canada - United States border is patrolled by Mounties riding on moose. Obviously many Canadians choose to keep pet beavers, they help to tap the maple trees with their teeth. Hockey is number one priority in most Canadian households, most Canadians' valued possessions are hockey sticks.

American immigrant: Y'all hello Kenadiens, I from New Joysey! It's coo how y'all spell "colour" with a U. So, in Canada, does y'all have pet moose?
Canadian:No! Eh! In the US do yous have pet fat people?
American immigrant:WTF
Canadian:Eh, do you like hockey?

by Sam_han_tha November 29, 2016

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Canada

a country for great and nice people,they are all awesome

Canada is great man

by Justbeamemerlol November 14, 2020

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Canada

A place to blame all your problems on.

P1: "Should be blame the government?"
P2: "Or blame society?"
P2: "Or should we blame the images on TV?"
P4: "No! Blame Canada!"

by BumbleBay January 25, 2022

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Canada

means village in uhhhh, Huron-Iroquois language. Consists of Quebec, Ontario, British Colombia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nunavut, North-West Territories, and Yukon. Official languages are French and English. Oh, and we don't ride on polar bears, and not all of us say "eh" or "ey"

signifie village en uhhhh, langue huron-iroquoise. Comprend le Québec, l'Ontario, la Colombie Britannique, l'Alberta, la Saskatchewan, le Manitoba, l'Île-du-Prince-Édouard, la Nouvelle-Écosse, Terre-Neuve-et-Labrador, le Nunavut, les Territoires du Nord-Ouest et le Yukon. Les langues officielles sont le français et l'anglais

Hey Google, what are Canada's 13 provinces and territories?

by Wonder(ous) December 4, 2018

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