A Billingual Democratic country located north to the United States, south of Alaska (Except for Nunavut) and encasing Saint Pierre et Miquelon. It consists of 10 Provinces and three territories, and was founded in 1867 by the Confederation Act.
Canada, as a whole.
Provinces (West To East): British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Québec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and NF & L
Territories: Yukon Territory, Northwest Territories, and as of 1999, Nunavut,
Provinces (West To East): British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Québec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and NF & L
Territories: Yukon Territory, Northwest Territories, and as of 1999, Nunavut,
by The Canadian Textbook September 13, 2017
On my trip into Canada I was stopped by a border patrol officer who was a moose, he checked my passport.
by Call-X May 25, 2014
A country founded by beavers in 1901. it's capital is Yukon, which is a barren wasteland. though the beavers expanded southwards to where there was wooded lands. since then the beavers have imported 3000 lumberjacks a year from the US to help them clear trees for massive dams that they put in canada, these dams formed what is now the great lakes.
US Lumberjack 1: those beavers in canada recruited me to cut down trees there eh
Lumberjack 2: oh boy, the last thing we need is lake superior to be bigger dontcha know.
Lumberjack 2: oh boy, the last thing we need is lake superior to be bigger dontcha know.
by All-American-Badass February 5, 2010
Some might say it is the Mexico of the UK. It is a country made of ice, and full of dirty ice igloos. People from this country are known as Canadians. Canadians are well known for stealing ideas, eating back-bacon, drinking syrup, and speaking broken English.
The sad pathetic Canadian with a lazy-eye cried in his dirty igloo. He was sad to be part of the shit-hole known as Canada.
by P0l01 January 24, 2013
The 51st and largest state of the USA, Canada is full of polar bears and beer. Imports include terrorists hoping to enter the rest of the US, while exports are mainly ice, beer, polar bears, and hockey players.
Person 1: We're importing a shipment of frozen beer-drinking hockey players from Canada.
Person 2: SAVE THE POLAR BEARS!
Person 2: SAVE THE POLAR BEARS!
by smileyguy11 June 24, 2011
The Hufflepuff of the world
by AH687 November 21, 2011
by Cold Rolled April 29, 2016