calumn

a weird boy he can freak you out at times he called a boy sally the other day if you ever come across this boy do not be alarmed just dont make conversation with him and he may not speak to you arrrrr hes rite next to me

woah look at the size of him oh no its calumn jackson shiiiiiiiit runnnnnnnnnnnnn

by xxxxxxxxxkirstyxxxxxxxxxxxx December 14, 2008

Calum Rance

Someone who is amazingly good looking, talented, has all the things he wants and is the badgers nadgers. woman chase him and cant get enough, dont know why he isnt a celebrity...

Woah, that Calum Rance is the badgers nadgers!

by Caaaaaal October 26, 2012

Caliper

A math tool that can be used to measure the depth an width of one's asshole or clit

"Hey I let Sierra use by caliper today, it has her name engraved in it too!"

by Black Sensey February 12, 2015

✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨

More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.

Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((

by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020

dirty calum

dirty calum

dirty calum! dirty?

by dirty calum March 26, 2020

CALPIS

1. nummy drink
2. KARI see ANGEL

Calpis water is an ANGELLLL!

by APoC February 26, 2003

calub cousins

Two cousins from the Bay Area. They are often seen in scrapers wearing shiny, yellow, see through shirts. They are hard core gangsta rappers that will fuck you up if u mess with them.

Damn those Calub Cousins be pimpin in their yellow shirts!

by K-Swi$$ July 24, 2008