Edward Cullen

A fictional vampire character from the book series "Twilight" who takes being a stalking/creeping to all new heights via watching his crush sleep for a month before she even knew him.

You’re such an Edward Cullen! What are you going to do next rummage through her underwear?

by me223423 February 21, 2009

Emmett Cullen

Edward Cullen's adoptive brother in the popular series Twilight by Stephenie Meyer.
Emmett Cullen is one of the vegetarian vampire in the Cullen family, and is a "big brother" type. He is big, muscly, and attacks his prey like a irratible grizzly, his favorite food. His soul mate is Rosalie Hale.
Other members of the cullen family: Carlisle Cullen Esme Cullen Jasper Hale Rosalie Hale Edward Cullen Alice Cullen Bella Cullen Renesmee Cullen

If you've ever seen a bear attack on T.V., you should be able to imagine Emmett hunting.

- Edward Cullen talking about Emmett Cullen hunting in twilight

by Melanie LeFleur October 6, 2008

called it

To say something will happen before it happens.

Tim: I didn't study for the test, I'm scared!
John: inb4 F
Tim: I failed...
John: called it

by SFX July 21, 2014

pubic hair collecting

when you collect and keep pubic hair from lovers crotch

pubic hair collecting.my scale is a point system. the closer the hair come from the lips, the highter the number value. ie., hair from her lips are a 9 value, hair from the top of her hair line would be a 1 or 2. i use clear glass jars and mark the time date and woman received from

by viking48 February 28, 2009

Bone Collector

A Bone Collector is a female that has to have a long lasting, forever relationship with every man she dates, talks to, speaks to, or has sex with. The Bone Collector will hold on to old boyfriends or love interests even if she has a current boyfriend or that person has a girlfriend. The Bone Collector will typically interfere in the current relationships of the bones(men) she has collected through the years. The Bone Collector often has low self esteem, so she collects and stores up bones to build a false sense of security. FYI-some men are Bone collectors.

Jason: Dude, are you still talking to Sharon? I thought you broke up with her five years ago.

Michael: We did break up five years ago,but the chic stills calls me for conversation and sometimes favors. Btw... She has a boyfriend!

Jason: Are you guys getting back together?

Michael: No, I've been trying to get back in with her one time, but she says that we can't, but she still calls. She just likes to have me accessible when she wants to dig me up.

Jason: Sounds like she's the dog and you're the bone! Word around town is that she does this to all her male associates. Man, that chic is a Bone Collector!

by Cillybee January 6, 2011

Edward Cullen

A creepy vampire who watches Bella Swan when she sleeps, abandons her in a forest in the middle of the night, a constant downer and a sparkly gay guy.

sparkles creepy stalker bella swan robert pattinson
Edward cullen

by Volturi member May 19, 2009

Cop-Caller

A cowardly, sniveling and conniving individual who frequently uses the police or other authorities as a means to harass and/or torment those with whom they are socially disenchanted. Not to be confused with an individual who has been known at times to summon the authorities for legitimate reasons.

"Mikayla is such a cop-caller! She called CPS and told them to take my daughter away 'because of all the porn in my house.' Really, she's just butt-hurt that I wouldn't let her live here anymore."

by The Anti-Snitch October 17, 2011