Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.

Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle

by gog1414 January 2, 2024

Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.

Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!

by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023

Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.

"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"

by The Cradler September 23, 2023

twist cradle

A twist cradle is an advanced cheerleading dismount in which the flyer is thrown out of the base’s hands and executes a 360 twist in the air. Then landing in a cradle.

For your stunt section, you will be doing a twist cradle

by Marize November 27, 2020

cradle of darawiish

The cradle of Darawiish is Dareemacaddo

its the cradle of darawiish, i.e. Dareemacaddo

by khatumo November 7, 2020

wooden cradle

Coffin
Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened

Arise from you wooden cradle.

by Dynamobeets February 9, 2021

Cradle Baby

A person who was not held much as a baby, and therefore has a head that is flat in the back.

You can tell he was a cradle baby.

by ArtisticAuthor July 28, 2022