Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.

Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!

by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023

crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

Penis Cradle

Slut

As in, “Man, that girl is such a penis cradle!”

by Stina13 February 18, 2022

Three Finger Cradle

The way in which a person holds a Fushigi while mesmerizing all their friends.

My three finger cradle is so stable, I never drop that shit.

by Jablomi November 9, 2010

Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

by Marc Wins November 25, 2022

St. Mary's Cradle

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket

Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!

by Crazy fish May 5, 2014

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018