Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.
Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!
by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023
A twist cradle is an advanced cheerleading dismount in which the flyer is thrown out of the base’s hands and executes a 360 twist in the air. Then landing in a cradle.
by Marize November 28, 2020
The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.
I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle
by cjstoney January 15, 2011
A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.
Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth
by clapemcheeks May 06, 2022
The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins
"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".
by Learners scholar August 10, 2017
Joel: Dude, the Buffalo Bills just drafted a 20-year-old running back.
Shawn: Dang, the NFL be rocking the cradle!
Shawn: Dang, the NFL be rocking the cradle!
by SantoriniSwimmer223 December 29, 2024
2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.
Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.
by papabenny February 28, 2018