by Silairam June 12, 2023
(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.
Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017
Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.
Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.
Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.
John, are you two gonna be in there all day?
John: until she kicks me out!
Man, you are such a cooch mooch!
John: until she kicks me out!
Man, you are such a cooch mooch!
by bluecoyote March 31, 2014
John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.
Mike: *shaking his head*
Mike: *shaking his head*
by smilesalot February 06, 2014
Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 08, 2017
That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.
by FaggiestFagToEverFag June 23, 2023