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Clit Commander

A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?
The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"
by symbiote October 13, 2006
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clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.
I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."
by porneggs May 31, 2006
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Comment Attention Whore

A person who comments on a post and doesn't feel like their post got enough praise, thus comments again for people to notice them.
Joe Blow is feeling sad
Douche: cuz your gf dumped you? haha.
Jill: Feel better!
Larry: Cheer up dude!
Douche: get a life loser!
Hilary: Wow Douche, screw off you comment attention whore. Where do you find these assholes Joe?
by Studwalker November 26, 2009
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No comment

Young Nigga: you tryna get nutted on?
Homosapien: No comment
by Jack Me Coff January 14, 2018
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blind comment

A statement in a discussion or post to a forum thread where the speaker is either oblivious to the conversation or is blatantly misunderstanding the facts. Can be used with an appropriate expletive in the middle of the term.
Ted: "Hey, Ned! Have you seen my car keys?"

Ned: "My fingers smell funny..."

Ted: "WTF kind of blind comment was that? Blind ass comments like that just prove you are such an effing tard!"
by Qu137Ch405 April 15, 2008
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msn MySpace comment junkie

someone who trawls through random strangers' msn MySpaces, leaving inane comments in the vain hope that they might get some equally inane comments in return, in order to boost their own crippingly small sense of self-worth.

harsh but true.
HEY LUV UR SPACE LOL LEAVE A COMMENT ON MINE!!! XOXOXOXOX
by parlez August 23, 2005
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comment wars

Comment Wars are two or three people who are My Space Whores, the leave comments to each other, like having a conversation on AIM only a lot slower. These people are my space whores since they could go out and talk to people,but choose to stay in side and leave lame, meaningless comments.
Angie: How was the south? We missed you in D-Town. Emo in the new word for Eskimo.
(Five seconds later)
X-Topher: it was ok, what did you fuys do while i was gone.Oh i get it now, about the eskimos.
(and the comment wars just goes on for hours, sadly).
by tyler runge July 28, 2006
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